Tongue Fuzz(iness)

My confused hairstyle counterpart is currently plowing the field of hidden musician dreams with his geek squad band of bedraggled noise merchants - Tongue Fuzz!

Probably one of the finest cover bands within a square mile of each members bedroom, Tongue Fuzz delicately distills the very essence of radio rock, indie drizzle and modern day sing-a-long AOR classics into a quaffable yet heady glug of bar room punch.

Bookable for any (and probably every) event that requires the placation of wedding party style drunkards and mic-paniced karaoke dreamers.

Check them out on Yoooo2oob right now......... Boom!

TongueFuzz - The Bends

TongueFuzz Live

TongueFuzz Live 2

Or head over to this little known social website and leave them an abusive message... probably with some reference to the singers hair!

Tongue my Face(buck)

The best Scam Email yet!

Dearest Mine,

Greetings to you in the name of GOD. I know that this my email will come
as a surprise to you because you have not known me before, but i want you
to treat it with pity and urgency. as i have the believe that God will
help me out through you.

My name is Lois Ejim, a girl of 23 years old and a student of UNIVERSITY
OF GHANA. My father was in the Precious Stone industry and owned mines in
Tanzania, He also used to deal (buy and sell) in diamonds from Angola,
Ghana, Sierra Leone and Democratic Republic of Congo (former Zaire).It is
sad to say that he died of the deadly Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
- AIDS on the 15th Feb, 2011.Two days after my father was pronounced HIV
positive, my mother Committed suicide. Now, I can no longer walk freely on
the streets, at school or even in the church without being pointed at or
gossiped about.

This development has affected me academically, physically and
Psychologically and I have decided to come over to your country where I
Would have peace to live and further my education and have contacted you
to assist me to transfer out the sum of $US 20.3Million and 75kilos of
gold and  20kilos of diamond which my father deposited with Safety
company, for my upkeep when it became Obvious he was going to die. I
intend to invest this money in your business or any other business you
deem healthy. However I will appreciate if you keep my letter confidential
or delete if you do not accept my proposal, you will be rewarded with 30%
of the total funds for your efforts,

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours sincerely,
Lois Ejim




Well holy crap... where do I sign???... Bank account details and sort code you say???... oh go on then... here... actually... you can have the shirt off my back and the hair off my ball-sack if you like... just please... I beg you...don't lose heart little Lois, my sparkling Ghanaian diamond... it'll all be ok in the end... just as soon as I find my cash card....... now where's my bleedin' wallet gone!